The Penis Meme

"'Penis noise to relax and study to' - Holden Zane Vest" The Penis Meme is a Plague Meme in which one or multiple words of a common phrase, name, or topic are replaced by the word 'penis.' The Penis Meme holds the record for the longest-lasting consistent Plague Meme, lasting for over 3 days with virtually no pauses in its usage. As with other Plague Memes, the Penis Meme is extremely difficult to escape from once its spread has begun. The Penis Meme is also responsible for the fastest Pin Singularity, creating 47 pins in just less than 30 hours.

Origin
The Penis Meme was created on December 8th, 2020, as an immediate byproduct of Holden's resurgence. During a discussion on that fateful day, the topic turned to people addicted to mowing their lawn. Joshua Edwards, adding onto this joke, said "sorry do you mind i can only fall asleep to mowing noises," which then was followed by "green noise." Taking this phrase a step further, Holden Zane Vest stated "neil breen noise." Cosmo Wegman then corrupted this phrase even further, uttered the fateful phrase that set this meme into motion - "penis noise."

Examples
The following is an unsorted collection of examples of the Penis Meme, quoted from either Cosmo Wegman, Holden Zane Vest, Joshua Edwards, or Luca Jackson.
 * "the dark penis rises"
 * "the last penisbender" [see The Penisbender Saga]
 * "penis out"
 * "fairly odd penis"
 * "outback penis house"
 * "penistown buffet"
 * "i’m dreaming of a white penis"
 * "penisdog day"
 * "uncut penis" ... "adam sandler pulled out his penis for that one"
 * "i did it for me. i liked it. i was good at it. and it made my penis... alive"
 * "mr toad's wild penis"
 * "american's funniest penis videos"
 * "vocal penisshake"
 * "the adventures of jimmy neutron, boy penis"
 * "WOOP! WOOP! That the sound of the penis"
 * "jackspeniseye"
 * "Bill Nye the Penis Guy"
 * "everybody loves penis"
 * "whose penis is it anyway"
 * "Journey to the center of the penis"
 * "How I met your penis"
 * "penis with a blog"
 * "21 penis salute"
 * "james and the giant penis"
 * "quarter penis, no onions" ... "and a large french penis"
 * "bowser's inside penis"
 * "one penis, under god"
 * "joe biden penis compilation"

Testimonies
The following are quotes collected from those affected by the Penis Meme. These quotes display how strong the Penis Meme's hold is, and readers are encouraged to look them over as a cautionary tale.
 * "I want it to end, but I cannot. My brain is addicted to penis." - Holden Zane Vest
 * "I literally fell asleep while thinking about the kill two birds with one penis, and thought I was hilarious, and eagerly woke up to type it." - Cosmo Wegman
 * "Penis jokes are losing their punch, but my brain can't stop. Now it's officially a plague, because I don't enjoy it that much anymore, but cannot stop." - Holden Vest
 * "Think I'm done with penis now." [10 minutes pass] "I was a fool to think it was over." - Holden Vest
 * "I could combine penis with any word at this point and laugh." - Cosmo Wegman
 * "I feel like I'm gonna slip up around my family and insert penis into a sentence." - Holden Vest
 * "Just saw trending on twitter and read 'Inside Johnny Depp's Self-made Implosion' and read it as 'Inside Johnny Depp's Penis'" - Cosmo Wegman

Trivia

 * The Penis Meme being the first Plague Meme in over half a year coincides perfectly with Holden Zane Vest's resurgence. This further suggests that Holden Zane Vest truly is the first living plague.