Holbinski

"'FORCED MEME.' - Holbinski"

Bio
Holden Zane Vest is the dumb ass who hyped everybody up into oblivion by telling them that Bitcoin would make them millionaires in months, then progressively changed the schedule to be more and more long-term before eventually announcing that Bitcoin would crash and burn in a matter of days leaving the entire market in a state of shit for years. It is hypothesized that Holden's entire "Millionaires by March" campaign was a facade with the true goal of stealing money from his closest friends in order to fund his secret anime addiction. This is evidenced by the fact that, while putting on a show of being fully hyped to 'own mansions and a Tesla,' Holden Zane Vest admits that he, in-fact, "never fully believed it." Another evidence supporting this claim comes in the form of Holden's many Freudian slips, as he repeatedly "joked" that Bitcoin was fake, that all the money was gone, that Bitcoin was African currency, or that he had stolen all of the money himself. It sounds like Holden's guilty conscience was weighing on him deeply.

Holden Zane Vest likes to claim that he dislikes anime, throwing a temper tantrum any time anybody even brings up the name "Neptunia", but the truth is that he is actually obsessed with it. On many occasions Holden has provided evidence for this, being not only interested, but excited to watch "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" for the first time during his Summer 2017 trip. Holden stayed up until approximately 6 a.m. binge-watching the first part of the show. Once he returned home, Holden Vest binge-watched the entire third and fourth parts of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in a matter of days. The third and fourth parts of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure contain over 86 episodes. Huh. Holden Zane Vest has been quoted saying "Gmod triggers me more than anime". Note that Holden Zane Vest actually put over 400 hours into the game Gmod. So, by saying that he dislikes Gmod more than anime, Holden Zane Vest is admitting that he has put at least 400 hours of his life into watching anime. However, Holden Zane Vest still claims that he does not like anime. Maybe that's why in Hollywood, he is known as a liar.

Up until a recent point, Holden Zane Vest had held up a pretty fair standing in the friend group, very rarely creating Plague Memes, unlike a few others. However, recent events have revealed the truth behind who Holden Zane Vest truly is. While Holden Zane Vest may not have created many Plague Memes, it is unanimously agreed upon that Holden is the true villain of the friend group, and the first Living Plague.