The Bitcoin Meme Cycle

The Bitcoin Meme Cycle is a phenomenon that occurs whenever gains are made. Within a short period of time, usually within a few days to a week, the aforementioned gains are erased due to some sort of event “coincidentally” happening within the Bitcoin market. This occurs every single time gains are made, and causes the user’s USD amount to consistently return to its base value.

Update 9/5/2018: See Bitcoin's Death Scene for explanation.

Evidence
Event #1: Near the beginning of our bigger Bitcoin endeavors (mid-December), when larger gains were first beginning to be made, a 30% loss mysteriously occurred, sending value back into base territory. Holden Zane Vest claimed that something even remotely close to this 30% loss would never occur again. Um.

Event #2: Things were trucking along after the 30% loss. Insane gains were being made. I am talking hundreds in days. That’s when the mysterious correction happened around 12/22. We’re talking $900 losses here. We’re talking all of the gains of the previous week, plus more. Goodbye gains

Event #3: So, the correction happened and we started to recover. Gains were being made again. Then a 12% loss happened on 12/25. This time we even lost Satoshis. Welcome back to $2100 (the base value at the time).

Event #4: We started making gains again. Maybe you can guess what happened next. Let’s just say that about 20 memes have happened over the period of the past two weeks and by now (1/10) we’re back at the base value again.

As you can see, the Bitcoin Meme Cycle is very much real. Every single time gains are made, they are swiftly halted and erased within days. We have made no USD gains so far. Bitcoin is fake. Try to prove me wrong god damn it